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Publisher Description

Yes, it's true: Pulitzer Prize-winning author Dave Barry's columns get out of the paper and sent around more than those of any other columnist in America. Join Dave as he runs for president, plays Claptonesque guitar in the world's most literary band (The Rock-Bottom Remainders), and gets the real scoop on all those UFO sightings. Warning: Dave Barry has a knack for giving his readers a few laughs and lots of expensive merchandise (ordered from the Home Shopping Club). No, we're
not making this up!

GENRE
Comedy
NARRATOR
Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction
LENGTH
03:15
hr min
RELEASED
1999
December 15
PUBLISHER
Phoenix Books
PRESENTED BY
Audible.com
LANGUAGE
EN
English
SIZE
97.6
MB

Customer Reviews

m4smart ,

Hilarious!

This book was so funny, I had to pause it about every 5 minutes to catch my breath. I was laughing that hard! Judge for yourself. This audiobook contains such gems as "Let's face it; nobody would LIKE to see a placenta. If anything, it would be a form of punishment. (Jury: We find the defendent guilty of stealing from the old and crippled. Judge: I sentance the defendent to look at 3 placentas.)" and, about his dogs "Of course, if the snake had been something harmless, the dogs would have spotted it instantly. Zippy, for example goes into a violent barking rage whenever he notices the swimming pool chlorine dispenser. This is a small, benign, plastic object that floats in the pool, and has never made a hostile move in its life. But, Zippy is convinced that it's a malignent entity just waiting for the right moment to lunge out of the water, jaws-like, amd dispense leathal doses of chlorine all over its helpless victims."

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