I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.
Greg Heffley finds himself thrust into middle school, where undersized weaklings like him share the hallways with much bigger kids who are already shaving. But nothing scared Greg more than the moldy piece of cheese on the blacktop.
Can he and his best friend, Rowley Jefferson, make it through the year without getting the Cheese Touch?
My tongue hurts like crazy
It hurts so bad that rowley is a nerd which he is cause he has cool hair and he gets chicken pox also he gets a girlfriend which is cool cause you guys don’t have one ha ha but anyway Greg is a moron for calling those cool teens morons also loaded diaper is cooler than ur mama
Lil uzi vert