Dirty Bertie Volume 3 - Dirty Bertie (Unabridged‪)‬

Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos, ever-increasing madcap schemes and crazy capers.

Worms!

Join Bertie as he tries to get out of a pink party, fails to be polite for a whole day and makes a really rubbish entry into the summer fair's flower arranging competition.

Fleas!

Join Bertie as he takes a flea-ridden Whiffer to the vet, does a naughty dare at school and gets a ride in shiny red fire engine!

Mud!

Join Bertie in three hilarious stories as he faces a barrage of footballs as the school's new goalie, battles to stay clean for the school photographer and has a spookily terrifying sleepover!

Bogeys!

Join Bertie as he tries to stop picking his nose, gets more than he bargained for with a magic trick and drives a museum potty on a school outing!