Dragons & Damsels (Unabridged‪)‬

Welcome to Dragons & Damsels! Come, come, have a seat. We have a special treat for you. Look behind me—do you see those names on the wall? Yes, I see you recognize some of them. They've given me something wondrous, wondrous indeed. Right here in this tome are tales that are meant to excite, arouse, and sate a listener's soul with action, lust, and adventure. Oh, I know I lay it on thick, but once you start the book, you'll realize just how true it is.