Drunk Overboard: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 6 (Unabridged‪)‬

You ever had a rash that just won’t go away?

One of those crusty, festering, soul-scratching kinds you can’t stop picking at, even though everyone tells you not to?

Yeah. Mine’s named Erika Wild.

I’ve been told I can’t pick at my rash. I can’t cuss at it either.

F**k. That. Shit.

So when I was coerced into a last-minute getaway on a billionaire’s luxury mega yacht wedding extravaganza, sans my rash, I thought, why the f**k not? What could go wrong?

What could go wrong?

The answer to that, my friend, is—everything.

A poisoning. A murder. A Drunk overboard.

If this yacht would’ve been a train, we’re talking Drunk on the Orient Express type shit.

Consider this your official invitation to attend the Boomer wedding fiasco of the year. Where everyone is a suspect.

Join me and my sidekick Al for more Caribbean-flavored adventure as we untie the knots on this nautical mystery. Full steam ahead!

Drunk Overboard is a wild, salt-sprayed romp through luxury, lies, and lunacy. It’s murder with a mimosa, secrets at sea, and a mystery so tangled even the yacht’s GPS can’t find the plot.

This comedy crime fiction mystery book is rated R for rough seas, really bad behavior, and really bad language.

Rated A+ for entertainment value.