Ex on the Beach

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.

Six months after breaking up, Harry and Elias win a dream vacation — together.

Harry

Elias was as scared of commitment as he was of germs. He dumped me just because I stood a beer can on one of his precious antique statues. At least he gave those statues his unconditional love.

Six months after our breakup, Elias and I are headed to a beach resort in Thailand. Together.

I won't be tempted by his sultry smile or his ripped body. And I absolutely won't offer to rub sunscreen across his mile-wide shoulders.

Nope. Not happening. Even if Elias was the only guy who ever really knew me, and the only guy I ever cared about.

Elias is just my fake boyfriend. He doesn't deserve a second chance with me.

Elias

Harry is the last man I'd want to travel with, and it's not only because of the Beer Can Incident.

Mr. Superstar Math Professor thinks he's hot sugar, but actually, he's a hot mess.

He's a lovable slob, with a PhD, a heart of gold, and a very fine back view. Too bad we're over. So over. If he thinks I'm interested in a vacation hookup, I'll show him the police line I drew down the middle of the bed.

Except…

Secretly, I'm hoping for a second chance with the ex I can't forget.

Ex On The Beach is a 51,000-word second-chance grumpy-sunshine fake-boyfriend romance with boundaries, rebounds, and tons of laughter and love. May contain a flying bird statue, a Timothee Chalamet impersonator, and a serious case of horn knee.