Feeling the Bern in My Butt (Unabridged‪)‬

Tired of crooked politicians and broken promises, Lorp is perfectly fine with not even voting during this presidential election cycle. They're all the same, anyway, aren't they?

But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp immediately starts to change his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally supporting the sexiest candidate in the game.

However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up at the event. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could some sort of magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers soon enough in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor!

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-unicorn presidential candidate action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and gay democratic socialist love.