He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.
My friends want me to get laid.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: Socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: Must have a pulse. He will reciprocate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551.
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
This isn't the kind of attention I want.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up - they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: Girls don't want me.
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Love Rhett and Laurel!!
I felt so bad for Rhett. His roommates are mean to him. I love Rhett. He is sexy and sweet and a wrestler. He thinks he is ugly so chicks are not on him like his other teammates. Laurel tricks him. He doesn't think he deserves a girl like Laurel. So glad he finally noticed that she wants more than just friendship with him. I wanted him to go off on his roommates so bad but he is mr. nice guy! Highly recommend this book. I couldn't put it down.