How to Succeed When You're Kind of a Screw Up (Unabridged‪)‬

Do you ever feel cursed? Is everything you do doomed to failure? Do people regularly call you a Jonah? A boor? A malcontent? A jinx? A shlimazel?

Have you ever fallen up the stairs? Burned water? Spelled your own name wrong?

If you have answered "Yes" to most of these questions...Damn, that is unfortunate. But do not despair! We have the remedies to some of your life's biggest quandaries right here in this book.

This book contains all of the information you will ever need to get your useless, pathetic life back on track. You will learn idiot-proof strategies for changing your luck and improving your life that have almost nothing to do with black magic and human sacrifice.