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Publisher Description

“Whitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not fine—and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell.”—Sophia Amoruso, author of #Girlboss

“The funniest cry for help you'll read this year.”—BJ Novak

Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if you’re reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you’re trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.
 
Here are all the stories and mistakes I’ve made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don’t have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that’ll make you feel way better about your choices, I’ve also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I’ve made. Think of this book as everything you’d want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.
 
I’m not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.

GENRE
Biographies & Memoirs
NARRATOR
WC
Whitney Cummings
LENGTH
09:10
hr min
RELEASED
2017
October 3
PUBLISHER
Penguin Audio
LANGUAGE
EN
English
SIZE
297.1
MB

Customer Reviews

JAyR1207 ,

Strong women much respect coming from a man!!

Thanks.. only on chapter 6 and i already enjoy it her knowledge , smartness, a few jokes here n there .. already know im going to love this audio book.. much respect and must listen or read

hsnsujdjbagJdknheb ,

loved it

have listened 3 times now

The collector138 ,

Thoughts more than stories

Barely talked about her life stories. Mostly talked about therapy theories and teachings

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