Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet: Uncensored & Censored (Unabridged‪)‬

Gone are the days when formality and manners were mandatory. Today, a person's communication skills and charisma are highly dependent in his sense of humor. It may sound crazy, but jokes and insults are effective ways to gain control of social situations, but they must be used with responsibility.

With this being said, there has to be a reason why you want to learn insults, but remember that your reason should never be to make someone else feel miserable - at least not for a very long time.

People use insults and jokes all the time. There are even social events arranged specifically so that people can throw insults at each other for entertainment. You may not necessarily be aiming to participate in such events, but insults can still be used to shut someone down. They can also lighten up dull and boring situations - if used properly.

You'll have access to every type of insult: insults for arrogant people, insults for stupid people, ugly people, and more and much more.

Here are a few:

Did you know that your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom company?
I bet your brain is expensive, since it was hardly used
You're so stupid that you got hit by a car; it was parked.
Your face is something only a mother could love.
Dude, your teeth are so yellow that when you smile, cars slow down.


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