Intergalactic Space Force Book 1: Like the Space Force, but More Bigly (Unabridged‪)‬

Quentin Tipper enlisted because he didn’t want to stay a two-bit hustler like his father.  

Alvin Phish enlisted to impress his fiance’s father, the Admiral.  

Together, two nobodies become members of the Intergalactic Space Force and become...still nobodies. But when the ISF is attacked by the mysterious Femen, these two nobodies must answer the call to action.  

Warning! This book contains raunchy humor and should not be heard by those offended by:      

Accidental exhibitionism      
Mechanophillia      
Suicidal robots      
Militant Feminists      
Politics 
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