Mr. Tilling's Basement & Other Stories (Unabridged‪)‬

Note: The audiobook version only includes the story, Mr. Tilling’s Basement.

An intriguing woman knocked on the door to your craptastic new house and offered to sell you some knowledge about it for a small fee, and then she showed you a secret room in your basement where the former owner smoked hallucinogens and performed occult rituals. Would you be curious to explore it with her? If you’re a morose and horny retired professor like Herman Tilling, you sure as hell would! But it might not end up the way you expect....