My Covid Romance: Love at the End of the World, Book 1 (Unabridged‪)‬

A witty search for sex and romance in the age of Covid-19.

Pears is a divorced 40-something living with her mother in Queens when the unsexiest pandemic ever hits the country and smatters her potential love life. If her mother wasn’t enough to c**k block her, this virus does a double c**k block of trapping her in masks while dosing her in hand sanitizer.

With her customary dry wit and the support of her Queens Girl Gang, Pears endeavors to find a way—some way, any way—to get laid safely, sexily, and sanitarily, by men and women alike.

An unlikely heroine in her mid-40s with a voluptuous size 12 body and an equally voluptuous sense of humor, Pears takes us through her adventures in a fabulously diverse Queens that is, in its own inimitable way, as sexy as ever.

My Covid Romance follows Pears through a SexIntheCity-esque romp through love and desire in the age of masks and social distancing. Pears is something of an everywoman who gives the world what it currently needs most: humor, sex, heart, and a halfway decent climax.