My Life in a Nutshell (Unabridged‪)‬

Well, here I am again, sharing part of my life with you, for better or for worse. Don't worry; believe it or not, there are actually some happy and sincere moments in this audiobook.

This book almost didn't happen. I had always thought about it, but my first attempt at writing an autobiography was a miserable failure at best, full of my early days as alcoholic and the stupid mistakes I made along the way.

I mean, sure, it was a part of life, and it eventually made me the man I am today. Would I turn back the clock if I had the chance? No way.

I like who I am today. As a matter of fact, I am slowly but surely beginning to love the person I am today. Therefore...why waste my time penning an autobiography full of sad, depressing, uneventful stories of a sad, lonely, self-destructive drunk who spent 25 years making a fool of himself? Therefore...I didn't do so.

This time, you get to hear about the real me.