Never Ever Marry a Mermaid (Unabridged‪)‬

Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, ever marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama:


Never, ever marry a mermaid,

That would not go well.

There’s something fishy about a mermaid,

That isn’t just the smell!

Come and join the fun in the brand-new series Never Ever by the New York Times best-selling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.

Also in the Never Ever series:


Never Ever Marry a Mermaid

Never Ever Upset a Unicorn

Never Ever Lick a Llama

Never Ever Massage a Moose

Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile

Never Ever Dance with a Dinosaur