Ninjas are the epitome of cool awesomeness. Most of us have wanted to become ninjas all of our lives!
In all actuality, we all have been training to be ninjas since we were kids. Whether you were silently stealing cookies from the kitchen or sneaking out of your bedroom to meet friends, you were unknowingly training to be a super awesome ninja! If you have a problem, you can learn how to take care of it by actually becoming a real-life ninja. Take those skills you honed from childhood and apply them toward becoming a ninja. Is your brother-in-law a bullying meathead? Is your supervisor a deluxe bullying meathead, filled to the brim with protein powder? Would you like to slip away from your desk undetected for a longer lunch break? You can do that right now. Seize the day and learn to be a ninja!
Do you think you are too old? Pishposh, you're never too old! With this book, you can learn all of the secrets of the ninja. After you hear this book, you will be a certified ninja with all of the skills and training you will need to apply sneezing powder to you meathead supervisor's keyboard, undetected. You can then sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
With this book, you too can learn too can learn to be a super badass, awesome sauce ninja in just five easy-to-understand chapters:
1. Learn all about ninja history. Yes, it's important!
2. Learn how to dress like a real-life ninja.
3. Learn to think like a ninja and live the lifestyle of the ninja. Become one with the ninja way.
4. Learn ninjutsu, the art of being a ninja. Learn techniques like how to look like a rock and how to make smoke bombs, which help with your stealthy escapes.
5. Weapons, lots and lots of ninja weapons.