I’m Tyler Lindsey, and until recently, I had an okay apartment, an okay girlfriend, and an okay job as a bellboy at a respectable Boston hotel. Then rock star Chris Raiden died right before I brought his room service - stiffing me on the tip, by the way - and my life went to hell. My 15 minutes of fame was more like five seconds, and my girlfriend left me in disgust.
But even worse - Chris is haunting me. Not the room where he died, like a normal ghost. No, somehow he’s stuck to me and is insisting on taking care of a bunch of unfinished business in California. So now I have to traipse across the country with the world’s most narcissistic ghost.
But...I keep having these weird thoughts. Thoughts about how much I like the way he makes me laugh. Thoughts where I kind of want to kiss the emo-narcissist, even though he’s a ghost and an a*****e and I can’t touch him anyway. And even if I could, what will happen when he finishes his business and nothing’s keeping him here anymore?