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Publisher Description

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Dear Reader,

You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.

I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

GENRE
Kids & Young Adults
NARRATOR
TC
Tim Curry
LENGTH
04:20
hr min
RELEASED
2004
September 21
PUBLISHER
HarperCollins
LANGUAGE
EN
English
SIZE
211.7
MB

Customer Reviews

Purrabella ,

Good book

It is a good book in a good series. I especially loved the couplets that....well, you'll see.

KarateGirl4Jesus ,

THE VILE VILLAGE

Another great book in this series. It is really entertaining. It's funny how the people in the town have so many rules and once again, the kids use their skills to escape from jail (don't worry they weren't supposed to be there. Unfair people put them there). I recommend this book! :)

N1CK RoCkS ,

5 100% worth it

I am now on the 7th book and I love them! Although it is faster to read the book, the audio is pretty cool. Get It!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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