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Publisher Description

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:

"That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started f*****g."

"The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

Almost two million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.

GENRE
Comedy
NARRATOR
SS
Sean Schemmel
LENGTH
03:08
hr min
RELEASED
2010
May 4
PUBLISHER
HarperAudio
LANGUAGE
EN
English
SIZE
152.5
MB

Customer Reviews

Trislegend ,

Funny

Lmao! Some can relate to this.

The Young MD ,

Hilarious

Absolutely hilarious! One of the best books I've listened to. Caution when driving however, you will laugh so hard it could be dangerous

BessiB ,

Buy this Book!

It is wet=your=pants funny - caution while driving. I think this is even better is audio form than it would be in writing. I have recommended it to everyone I talk to.

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