Short Story Press Presents They Are Everywhere (Unabridged‪)‬

Short Story Press presents "They Are Everywhere", by Matthew Kilpatrick  

“They Are Everywhere” is a story that combines the elements of the most spine-tingling supernatural horror with the funniest comedy. Never before have malevolent spirits, poltergeists, and haunted houses been so funny. Make no mistake though, the terror is real; it’s the witless protagonists and their incredibly inappropriate reactions that give the story its humor. In “They Are Everywhere”, you will encounter:  


A pair of dim-witted and entirely earnest main characters  
Three separate investigations into paranormal activity that do not go the way you might expect  
An interesting back story for the two main characters hinting at past exploits  
Elements based on other famous and well-known stories of hauntings  
Scenarios whose truth, whether supernatural or mundane, can easily be discerned by the listener, if not by the protagonists  
A final and interesting secret revealed to the listener, if nobody else