The Cain Consequence (Unabridged‪)‬

In "The Great Secession," reality has gone unbelievably haywire!


Stu's dog has changed, his favorite cookie brand vanishes, and TV shows become completely different overnight.

To crack the case, Stu teams up with a bitter, former child star, a witch whose spells misfire more often than not, and an entrepreneur cursed with epic lousy luck. Can they get along long enough to stop the madness?


Meanwhile, occultist Barclay Cain stirs up trouble with his own motley crew of weirdos.


Get ready for a wild ride through the Lands – filled with haunted toilets, crazed soccer moms, and magic brothels. It's a showdown of bullets vs. magic, where even winning might not fix the cracked reality.


Join Stu and his gang in a quest in which wicked hilarity meets mayhem, and normalcy takes a back seat to the absurd. Who knew saving the world could be so crazy?