The Dungeon of Doom: Hank the Cowdog (Unabridged) [Unabridged Fiction‪]‬

Cruel and unusual punishment! As Head of Ranch Security, Hank knows that it's his job to clear the ranch of all intruders - and that includes gophers. But when Hank's efforts to rid the yard of one such critter causes a stampede in the middle of the cattle round-up, Loper decides that he just can't take it any more. He wants Hank to learn some manners, so he's sending him to -
gulp! - obedience school.

To Hank, this sounds like torture, complete with dank dungeons, torches burning on the walls, and menacing instructors who wield etiquette like weapons. How will he ever survive?

Hank wonders "Where Were We?" and Slim sings "Hank's Going to School".