The FBG

“It’s supersmellygunkyfilthy nastygrosslyputrid!”

You is holdling in your handles the story wot is about the FBG. I is the FBG - the Flippin’ Big Gnome and I is snot like udder gnomes. I is Big - flippin’ Big!

And in this snorey yoo meet a soggy little girgle called Stephanie and we goes on advenchures with emus, gnomes and the King of Ingerlund.

HEAR the 100% unofficial parody of one the greatest children’s stories of all time