Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident.
Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam's pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the king's wizard, Morgan of Shadows.
When Sam's 14, he enters the Dark Woods and returns with Gary, the hornless gay unicorn, and a half-giant named Tiggy, earning the moniker Sam of Wilds.
At 15, Sam learns what love truly is when a new knight arrives at the castle - Knight Ryan Foxheart, the dreamiest dream to have ever been dreamed.
Naturally, it all goes to hell when Ryan dates the reprehensible Prince Justin, Sam can't control his magic, a sexually aggressive dragon kidnaps the prince, and the king sends them on an epic quest to save Ryan's boyfriend, all while Sam falls more in love with someone he can never have.
Or, so he thinks.
Caught me off guard
I honestly didn’t expect to love this series or this narrator as much as I do. This whole series brought light and laughter to my life. So funny. So worth it. I wish I could listen to it for the first time again.
Lightning struck Heart
I’m wondering about the prince it seems like he wants what the knight commander andthe wizard have He wants that all encompassing love the one that breaks your heart and Makes it Whole again it’s nice do you think you found that I love the comedy but I’m curious I want to find out what happens with the other characters enjoy everything about making this a movie because it would be epic.