The Mermen's Captive: A fated mate paranormal romance
Publisher Description
This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.
Dumped at the altar by Douchebag Derrick, I decided my best course of action was to go on the Hornbag Honeymoon cruise of a lifetime - alone.
What the hell was I thinking?
And just like any self-respecting woman, I got so drunk I fell over the safety rail and into the warm waters of the Pacific. Way to go Arielle. Although certain death was imminent, I was rescued not only by one sexy-as-sin powerful merr-king. His brothers also had their say in what they wanted to do to me.
Then colour me pink and call me surprised when they said I was their Fated Mate and that I was going to save their kingdom. Through bonding sex. That's when I knew this was one big dream and it was my brain easing my way to the afterlife fuelled by my biggest secret sexual fantasy. Way to go brain.
But when I was abducted by a giant carnivorous octopus who digested people over the better part of a week, who was the pet of a psychotic megalomaniac intent on overtaking the world – and claiming me as his mate in the process – I knew I wasn't stuck in some dream.
No, that would be a much better alternative. This was real and I was in trouble.
A loose retelling of The Little Mermaid in this why-choose humorous adult fairytale.
Customer Reviews
It’s free so might as well
The AI reading isn’t terrible. The cover doesn’t match the character description. The MFC is supposed to be plus size or curvy. But the story is a good read for a “might as well” day. I cleaned while listening.
Hmmm 🤨
This book is basically audio porn. There was a tiny bit that wasn’t, but still literally porn
Great Story
Great writing, but the AI narration is bad.