The Naughty List (Unabridged‪)‬

Sometimes life has a way of bending you over and ramming you right up the ass. If it's going to do that, the least it can do is take me out on a date first.

After an untimely firing caused by what could only be the best donkey meme ever created, I find myself back in my snowy hometown of Blushing, Colorado. As beautiful as it is, there's one big reason why I haven't been home in six years.

Nicholas Stone—Blushing's most eligible bachelor and the love of my life.

I have one goal and one goal only—get in and out of Blushing before Nick realizes I'm here. Only avoiding him is much harder than I could have anticipated.

Nick wants answers... or revenge, and not even a burning Christmas tree or a flying vibrator will keep him from getting exactly what he wants.

The Naughty List is a small-town, second-chance Christmas romantic comedy, featuring a grumpy/sunshine couple. For mature listeners.