



The President of Vice: The Autobiography of Joe Biden (Unabridged)
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3.0 • 4 Ratings
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- $2.99
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- $2.99
Publisher Description
The Onion is proud to present The President of Vice: The Autobiography of Joe Biden. In this scandalous memoir, America's favorite politician discusses his early years, before he became ultimate wingman to the leader of the free world. For the first time ever “Diamond” Joe discusses the formative experiences of his life, including his childhood selling hooch in Scranton, his years cruising college campuses picking up co-eds in a Del Rio, the grade-A tang he plowed in the summer of '87, and his "sweet ass gig" as Senator of Delaware.
Speaking of his own work, Vice President Biden says, "Amigo, you're just one click away from buying Uncle Joe's tell-all autobiography. My sweetest guitar riffs, bustiest lays, wildest benders, and sexiest appropriation bills, it's all in there. You'll not only hear about me and my buddy Barack, but I guarantee you'll pick up some tricks that'll serve you well in the sack. Plus, I'm deep in the hole right now and really need the scratch."
Customer Reviews
Outstanding!!
Funniest book I’ve listened to in a long time😂
Someone with whom i would appreciate conversing over a pint of lager
This was, i kid you not, a million times more exciting than THE DIRT or that Keith Richards book about how he tunes his guitar, LIFE. Buckle your safety belts because Uncle Joe is revving the engine on this hot-rod of a memoir and taking you for the ride of your life. It reads like a less stuffy Neil Pollack memoir, as though his his style of writing had taken shots and was tearing through the story to get it all out before last call.
10/10 would recommend, though deeply preferred reading it over the audiobook.
Poorly written
Worst book ever read