The State of California Stalks My Gay Butthole (Unabridged‪)‬

When Plurk and his buddy decide to spend the afternoon poolside looking for chicks in the Miami heat, the last thing they expect is to run into the state of California taking a dip. Quickly befriending the celebrity state over Avocado Shirley Temples, Plurk soon finds himself falling head over heels for this handsome geographical location.

But as the evening wears on, hidden secrets from California's past begin to bubble up to the surface, pointing to an illicit history of obsession and stalking. Is California just another state out looking to party, or is something terrifyingly erotic brewing for Plurk at the end of the night?