The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten (Unabridged)
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Publisher Description
Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.
Customer Reviews
Not a story… This is strictly a reference…
Ok first off if you’re looking for a story the is not the book for you. Also the fact that it is an audio book that I listened to, I’m off to find a hard copy. This is not a book that just exists to tell a story but is the bible/encyclopedia/blueprint for anyone that is becoming a werewolf.
Notice I said becoming… chances are that if you’ve encountered one, you are in no position to read or listen to anything.
All jokes aside, this book is fun for people that are looking for a good “dummies guide” with great narration… you will learn a lot about the life, history and how to properly perform werewolfism..
I highly recommend this book especially if you are working on your very first safe room. Keep yourself and the rest of us protected from your monthly moons…