There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!: The Seamen Sexology, Book 1 (Unabridged)
Rear Admiral François le Foutre and his ship, the Raging Queen, are come upon by Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape.
Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay pirate romance novel you've always secretly wanted! (Well, maybe openly wanted.)