This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2) (Unabridged)
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4.4 • 59 Ratings
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- $25.99
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- $25.99
Publisher Description
From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
"Like an episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" written by Douglas Adams of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." …Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." –Washington Post
"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller… David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you." –SF Signal
Customer Reviews
There’s spiders in this book
Ok first off really enjoyed listening to this.. To be honest I gave John Dies at the End five stars.. Unfortunately I listened to the 3rd book before this one.. I highly recommend don’t do that.. Now I have to go back and listen to book 3 because I was so confused listening to it…
With that out of the way… this book was super fun.. I highly recommend it.. There are spiders, so many spiders that you will wonder why there aren’t zombies. If you read or listen you’ll get the reference.. David, Amy and John’s journeys have not disappointed thus far, I hope we get some more…
I will say I enjoyed the narration of the first book better… the picture I got of John was way more detailed than in this book.. That might be up to the interpreter though..
Anyway if you’re going in on this book have fun!!! I’m off to go do some Soy Sauce ;-) it’s in the book…. Relax!!
This Audio is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Listen to it.
The book is great. OK, it's not JDatE, but go read JDatE if you want that, and then read this after that because you'll want to anyway. The audio is brilliant. The narrator does a fantastic job lending his voice to David Wong, and he manages to make each character sound distinct without sounding stupid. A++++ will listen to again!
Dude!!! Seriously Don't read this book until you have read JDatE.
Dude!!! Seriously Don't read this book until you have read JDatE, if you don't have Soy Sauce you won't know whats happening, then your scrwd.