Time Pirate (Unabridged‪)‬

One day, I’m just trying to make ends meet as a security guard at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington, DC.

Then I happened upon a mysterious pocket watch and ended up in the year 1814.

Time traveling takes a little getting used to, but it definitely helped that I found a pretty blonde woman to help me navigate 19th century DC.

And when I discovered I could take things from the past and bring them to the future, a very lucrative idea took root in my brain…