Under Pressure With a Squash

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . ."  –Jen McConnel, School Library Journal

For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order. Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, or taking a test in a strange kingdom, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding more magic in life.

Eleven-year-old Princess Saffy is a point monster who has to hit the bullseye every time. Tests ARE the point.

Prince Magellan's whole heart is in his map projects. Tests are pointless.

But when their beloved dragon gets them into trouble with the Fairy Kingdom, the Saffron twins are tested on a whole new level!

How can they beat the PRESSURE?

Get on board the Hubbard submarine and find out!

OhOOOOGA! OhOOOOOOOGA!
Dive!
Dive!

If you would like to see the illustrations created for this story, get your free PDF companion to the audiobook directly from the author.

MORE BOOKS IN THE SERIES:

Trouble With Parsnips

Lost With Leeks

Trouble at the Valentine Factory

Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon

Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans (coming March 2024!)

PRAISE FOR THE SERIES:
"Kids will love every quirky thing about it!" --Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR'S MUSTACHE
 

"I love the premise of hiding in plain sight . . . that a kid could go through childhood - and life - without feeling they are being heard or seen is such an important topic . . . a lot of kids will be drawn to this!" --Halli Gomez, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: TALES OF HEROINES WHO HACK

"I love all the rich details like the Blackflies, the goldfish in the moat, the sluices carrying the desserts . . ." --Karin Lefranc, author, I WANT TO EAT YOUR BOOKS

"delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." --Sharon Walker, grandparent.

"a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." --Christina Newcomb

"Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." --Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)

"Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires.  Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!"
—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE