Waffle Irons vs. the Horde

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. Human or AI (this audiobook is both) narration has never sounded better.

The first drone war did not go as we hoped. This is the hilarious story of the 32,000 men and women, all of them single between 18 and 25, who drew the duty of kicking the drones off our dead world, so we could start to rebuild.

Author's Summary:

The drones had superior tech and perfect military discipline. Our only advantage was that we had neither.

Everyone knows how we beat them, but you only know what I wanted you to know. Now, it’s finally time to tell you what really happened. This is my memoir of the war, edited by Dr. Insensitive Jerk. As editors go, he was not the most skilled, or the most likeable, but he was reasonably priced. In retrospect, I should have paid more.

Editor's Summary:

I'm not writing a summary. You should have treated me better.

Publisher's Summary

Given the author, we were fools to accept this contract. We won't make that mistake again.

The contract requires us to supply a summary, so here it is: FU.

Are You Still Reading This?
Since you are so persistent, here are some things you will find in this book:

Hiding among the Perseid meteors
A cruel narrator
A Christian hero
A desperate battle
Vengeance
True love

Here are some things you won't find:

A girl boss
An abusive father
A boring page