Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers (Unabridged‪)‬

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore:

Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room 
The exact moment your opinion no longer counts 
How friends and family will respond to the news 
How TV and baby classes have lied to us 
Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room 
How to convert diapers into usable guilt 
How to insure your child says your name first 
And much, much more  


Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time. 

Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.