Where Are You From? (Unabridged‪)‬

Chelsey is lonely and sad.

Only 19 years old.

Her long, blonde hair splendiferously straightened.

Longing for her big and loving prince to carnally sweep her off her little feet!

Will she find happiness and love? The courage to talk if confronted with someone who possesses the power to allay her sadness? To see light and to feel comfort? The romance she fantasizes about in frolicsome fantasy to be hedonistically had?

What would that first question be if indeed confronted with his beauteous looks and scrumptious brown hair? 

Something as simple as "Where are you from"?