The Wizard's Staff: A Spellbinding Romance (The Macy Blush Collection) (Unabridged)

The unfortunate lovechild of an '80s romance and a DnD-based LitRPG. A Reddit-approved parody.

Na’amah is just an average, ordinary half-succubus, adopted by a warren of kobolds. But when she takes a trip to a nearby town, she discovers true love in the form of a distinguished wizard adventurer - Alatar. Life becomes complicated for Na’amah, as she tries to get some alone time with the renowned hero, her forbidden fruit.

This spellbinding romance of a succubus and wizard hits all the right spots!

Forbidden love: check

Horrendous cover art: check

Betrayal: check

Love triangle: check

Different worlds trope: check

Ill-placed cliff-hanger: check

Shameless RPG references: double check

Love at first kiss: check

Badass heroine: check

Love interest with a hated profession: check

Older man, younger woman: check

Magic: check

Secret that can ruin everything trope: check

Tragic love affair: check

Smut: check

“I can fix him” trope: check

A stunning disregard of what people actually want: triple check