Xmas Elf: Secret Agent (Unabridged‪)‬

As one of Santa’s Elite Fixers, Jing spends most of his time waterboarding greedy toy manufacturers or responding to terrorists holding Rudolph for ransom. While not on the job, he relaxes in the North Pole, a paradise where he could forget all the killing and bloodshed and curl up to some Christmas music and hot cocoa. 

Until a rogue group of elves betrays Santa and threatens what should have been a pleasant Christmas.  

Every time a bell rings, an elf gets his Glock.