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Publisher Description

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin.

As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do "it" until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, "Thank God, Heather waited 27 years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book."

Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike "putting out", blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love - and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

GENRE
Comedy
NARRATOR
HM
Heather McDonald
LENGTH
03:30
hr min
RELEASED
2011
October 21
PUBLISHER
Brilliance Audio
PRESENTED BY
Audible.com
LANGUAGE
EN
English
SIZE
159.1
MB

Customer Reviews

Weezy-eThom ,

Tickle tickle

Heather is the perfect mixture of annoying (in a good way), slutty without having sex, and hilarious. This book kept me laughing start to finish. I want to be annoyed with heather McDonald but I can't. Must buy.

RVABrewster ,

Loved it!

Heather herself narrates this funny, honest and relatable memoir that made me laugh out loud several times.

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