Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why YouShould Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office (Unabridged)
2009
Stories I'd Tell in Bars (Unabridged)
2019
Welcome to the United States of Anxiety: Observations from a Reforming Neurotic (Unabridged)
2020
The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog (Unabridged)
2013
Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie Is Not the Answer (Unabridged)
2009
I Regret Nothing: A Memoir (Unabridged)
2015