#100TweetsOfLife

They told you to read something; so, exact your revenge by reading #100TweetsOfLife.

#100TweetsOfLife is the compilation of Plutaunt’s stream of unconscionable on Twitter, which ran from mid-summer to early fall of 2012.  Short and tweet, it dares to be insightful and wise, but never threatens the reader by actually going there.  The ideal read for anyone who enjoys finishing an entire book while waiting for an elevator.  #100TweetsOfLife is affordably priced at free and, for a limited time, half-off, too.  Get it before you realize what you have done.

The reviews are in – 

“Profoundly banal,” Mitt Roomy.

“Sumptuously insipid,” Barracked Obama.

“Blatantly false truisms,” Dali Lamia.

“A ‘must read’ for any 14-year-old who is being forced to read at least one book this semester,” Justin Bibber.

“Short, sour, and pointless – my new bible,” Donald Triumph.

“Things my mother taught me that forced me into therapy,” Woody Alien.

“If everyone reads #100TweetsOfLife, it could mean the end of Literature.  Thank God!” Lindsey Longhand. 

“The perfect book for imperfect people, reading #100TweetsOfLife will forever change your afterlife,” The Holy Sea. 

“Not pretty, not sexy, not smart, not expensive, not sophisticated, in other words, the perfect Christmas gift,” Newt Grinch. 

“Regrettably memorable and mercilessly short,” Oprah Windy.

“If you do not have time to read a book this year, then don’t read this,” Lady Gaggle.

“The gothic novel of tweets,” Buzz Stone.

“It is like a great movie trailer without the disappointing $10 movie,” Sammy Glick.