101 Ways to Have a Bad Date

We've all been there before. You meet someone on Bumble who doesn't send a dick pic immediately, or in my case doesn't ask for cash in exchange for nudes. You find someone, you ask them out and IF they show up, you don't want to blow your chances, right? Oh no. Not right at all. This book is all about screwing up first dates. You ready? Oh, buckle up! Here are 101 surefire ways to have a truly horrendous date.