300 Funny One Liners and Short Jokes

What's more entertaining than a good joke?

You can't go wrong with this book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners that will keep your children entertained for hours.  We've included 130 Would You Rather questions too so they'll have plenty to discuss in their families or on the playground - plus bonus Icebreaker exercises make it perfect for group activities like school clubs or other social and group gatherings where laughter is key.

If you are looking for very funny, silly, even hilarious one liners, riddles, gaming, animal or food related jokes for kids, this book will keep your children engaged and happy for hours.

Would You Rather Examples:

Would you rather have a head the size of a pea or a body the size of a pea?

Would you rather be able to read people's thoughts or be able to control people's thoughts?

Would you rather have superhuman strength or the ability to fly?

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or be able to breathe in space?

Funny One Liner Jokes

1. What did one eye say to the other eye? Don't look now, but something between us smells!

2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

3. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.

4. Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!

5. You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Riddles

Q: What has a head but no body, a bed but no sleep, a mouth but no voice?

A: A river.

Q: I have a head and a tail, but no body. What am I?

A: A coin.

Q: I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I? 

A: A candle.

Q: Mary's father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter's name? 

A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. The correct answer is Mary!

Q: Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I? A: Ton