400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone
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1.0 • 2 Ratings
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Publisher Description
400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone has everything you want in a jokebook and more!
Jokes that you don't have to think about - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes...Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics.All jokes are child-friendly and family friendly. No (‿ˠ‿) humour.This book satirizes everything. Political correctness is not an exception. But, remember, this book is child-friendly and family-friendly. So, the blondes eventually trump Chuck Norris. (Chuck Norris asked me to write them.) Ethnic jokes are not racist jokes. Confucius-say jokes are squeaky clean. (They are like original Mel Blanc's Zookie jokes.) Romantic jokes are actually breakup jokes and totally devoid of mushy stuff.
Customer Reviews
The book in and of itself has to be the joke, right?
Honestly, I hate to say it, but there’s almost nothing in this book that’s funny. I kind of take it back. The jokes are so bad that you laugh at how bad they are.
It’s quite possible that these jokes are just written for a culture outside of English and then just translated extremely poorly, but they’re things that just flat out do not make sense.
I’ll give you one example of a classic well known gem (/s)
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Frederick
Frederick who?
For the record, it is Frederick with a K.
I did not make that up. That is a joke from the book.
No. Just no.
Truly, no other word but “awful” comes to mind. These go beyond “dad” jokes. My son responded, after reading a single page, with the word, “Pain.”