5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)
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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides‪)‬

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Publisher Description

In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2011
March 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
160
Pages
PUBLISHER
Andrews McMeel Publishing
SELLER
Andrews McMeel Publishing
SIZE
40.7
MB

Customer Reviews

MiscLiisa ,

Great version!

This is a great digital representation of this humor title! I love having this handy when people mention The Oatmeal.

emsazo ,

Awesome book!

I wish I knew earlier that this would be available for my iPad before I bought the actual book. D: Oh well. I'll just re-buy it when I get more money. :D

melanias ,

Book might be a fine read but...

This book has to be fixed. You have to read it as if it were a PDF file, not an iBook. Also, if you go to the table of contents and click on the cover page,
the whole app locks up, freezing on an enlarger section of the cover. The overall interface is very clunky.

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