A Girl’s Guide to Vampires is the first book in New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Katie MacAlister’s wonderfully winning Dark Ones series—a perfect blend of sexy and fun that every devoted fan of Lynsay Sand’s popular Argeneau vampire books will want to sink their teeth into.
Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:
Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
The story of a desperate ghost hunter who stumbles across a dashing bloodsucker who’s looking for eternal love, A Girl’s Guide to Vampires is funny, steamy, sensuous, and surprising—everything anyone could want from a paranormal romance.
Very enjoyable read.
Riddled with useless banter
This book was terrible to say the very least. It dragged on and on, mostly due to pointless banter between the characters. The heroine is annoying and her friend Roxy is downright intolerable. I skipped almost an entire chapter at the end because I was just tired of reading it. The writer could have told this story in two chapters and it would have been much more interesting. Not that interesting though because the plot itself is just plain stupid!
The heroine doesn't even date a "Dark One". The only dark on win the story has a small supporting man role, so what exactly is the point if the girl ends up with a regular guy? I wanted to read a book about vampires... Not a regular hunky guy with a big Johnson!
I'm extremely disappointed in this book and I wish I could get my $3.99 back... I wouldn't have been satisfied with this one even if it was free!
Couldn't put it down!! Thrilling, romantic, dangerous and suspenseful all in one.