A Tale of Buddhas & Bandits: My Haphazard Journey Across the World

‘Kerr is the Bill Bryson of the Playstation generation’

Billy Kerr had only gone out for a bacon roll but
in his hungover state had vowed to
find Buddha a more fitting home.
The only problem was that the Buddhas new home
happened to be in Bangkok.
And so begins a journey that will transport Billy
and his partner Ellen around the world and
back again. Trouble is never far away from this
hapless duo. They stumble across a Scottish
themed brothel, buy hippo penis cream instead
of malaria pills and highjack a stage to sing
the Scottish Anthem.
But all the fun of travel soon evaporates.
An incident occurs that turns the couples’s
happy go lucky experience in to a nightmare
and brings them close to death and even
closer to madness.
Startlingly honest, ridiculously funny and horrifyingly frightening, A Tale of Buddhas and Bandits is the true
story of two years in the life of an itinerant couple.