A Tale of Buddhas & Bandits

‘Kerr is the Bill Bryson of the Playstation generation’



Billy Kerr had only gone out for a bacon roll but

in his hungover state had vowed to

find Buddha a more fitting home.

The only problem was that the Buddhas new home

happened to be in Bangkok.

And so begins a journey that will transport Billy

and his partner Ellen around the world and

back again. Trouble is never far away from this

hapless duo. They stumble across a Scottish

themed brothel, buy hippo penis cream instead

of malaria pills and highjack a stage to sing

the Scottish Anthem.

But all the fun of travel soon evaporates.

An incident occurs that turns the couples’s

happy go lucky experience in to a nightmare

and brings them close to death and even

closer to madness.

Startlingly honest, ridiculously funny and horrifyingly frightening, A Tale of Buddhas and Bandits is the true

story of two years in the life of an itinerant couple.