A User's Guide to the Silent Light

A Sequel to A User's Guide to the Light

We tried to write a description for this book. It didn't go well.

Here's what we know for certain: there is a penguin named Gerald. There is a sock with a complicated relationship to the fridge. There are four separate chapters about nail polish. The book knows this is too many. It does it anyway. One editor left after three minutes and took a croissant with him. We never learned his name either.

Beyond that, we can't really tell you what it's about. Neither could the authors, when we asked.

A comedic, Monty Python-inflected companion to the Light Series. Stands entirely on its own. We looked for the parts that make sense. We're still looking.